Episode Transcript
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[00:00:24] Speaker B: Hey, Lauren.
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Hey, Bri.
[00:00:26] Speaker B: How are you?
[00:00:26] Speaker A: We're back.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: We're back.
2026.
Did you have a good new year?
[00:00:34] Speaker A: Yeah, it was fine. I watched Stranger Things.
[00:00:36] Speaker B: Same. I didn't finish it, though.
But so don't. I don't want any spoilers.
[00:00:41] Speaker A: But yeah, yeah, I. I watched that and then that was it. The man I kissed was my monkey man, my little furry man, which is her cat, my monkey man.
And that was. That was it.
But, yeah, we had. We had a good break. We had Christmas, too.
[00:00:59] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:01:00] Speaker A: So.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: So, yeah, we hope you all had time to catch up. On our first three episodes. We re. Aired those.
[00:01:06] Speaker A: So, yeah, I went to Europe. Dick was supposed to be on that trip, but.
[00:01:11] Speaker B: But he was not.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: But Dick's a. Dick did not go.
Yeah, so that was. But it was a good trip. It was good with my family and everything. So, yeah. Holidays.
Should we say who this is?
[00:01:26] Speaker B: We should. This is our new co host, Amber.
[00:01:30] Speaker C: Hi.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:01:32] Speaker C: So excited to be here.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: We're so excited to have you.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: So Amber has a tie to Lauren.
[00:01:41] Speaker C: I'm movie girl.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Yes, she is.
So when I caught Dick at the movie theater, this is who he was with. And I should have honestly just walked up to her that night because this would have moved a lot faster.
[00:01:54] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, Absolutely. I would have left him right there at the theater.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Yeah. So should have.
But, you know, he was all threatening and, you know, doing his whole. Though there's cops here. I'm like, what? I bought a ticket to the see this movie. What do you mean there's cops here?
[00:02:09] Speaker B: And he was cheating?
[00:02:10] Speaker C: Right.
Like, I'm still concerned with the fact that he came and sat next to me and watched the whole movie with me after having that conversation with you in the lobby.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:21] Speaker C: I thought he had stomach issues. Yeah. And.
[00:02:23] Speaker A: Well, because he went to the bathroom when he does. But he went to the bathroom and. And then he saw me. And then he goes back in and sits with her. And then she had to go to the bathroom, and he followed her down because.
[00:02:33] Speaker B: Followed you to the bathroom?
[00:02:35] Speaker C: Yes. I thought he was being a gentleman. I thought it was weird, but I was like, okay. Like, he's just being nice.
[00:02:40] Speaker B: I didn't know he followed you.
[00:02:41] Speaker C: Yeah, he followed me to the bathroom. He said. I think he told me that he had to go to you or something.
[00:02:46] Speaker A: He stood in the doorway and could see me sitting and was watching me to see if I said anything to her.
[00:02:52] Speaker B: That is hilarious. Yeah.
[00:02:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:02:55] Speaker A: Well, when I waved at him, I was like, hey.
[00:02:58] Speaker C: But, like, at no point did he obviously mention that he was married or. Of course not, that she was at the theater with us. I could have got my hair ripped out.
Her real hair ripped out. Real hair could have been ripped out. I wouldn't even know.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: I was just recording it for Court. So I was just like, here's my proof of affair.
Yeah. So. And what's funny is then Dick obviously tried to come back in December.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:27] Speaker A: And it was, like, trying to get me back and everything. And using his daughter to try to get me back, too. And told me that he broke up with you.
[00:03:34] Speaker C: Which is hilarious, because I definitely broke up with him since I thought he was a loser and his best friend's a big racist.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Facts.
[00:03:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: Yeah. But. So it's funny because he's like, no, I broke up with her. Like, she just. She wasn't what I wanted. And, you know, I'm like, okay. But then what's even funnier is he's sending me. You know, he's trying to get me back and everything. And a year ago yesterday, he sent me. He came to the house and did laundry because supposedly his friend's laundry wasn't, like, it wasn't working right. Like, oh, the water's off.
Whatever. He's just trying to get an excuse to come see me, and he sends me a sleep token song, the love that you want.
And it's funny because I had text, I had messaged him, and I was like, I love this song. I said, but it makes me sad because I had seen Amber's Instagram and she was wearing a. A sleep token hoodie with that song.
[00:04:31] Speaker C: On it because it's my favorite band.
[00:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah. And it turns out that she bought him said hoodie for his birthday while he was cheating on me.
[00:04:39] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: So he sent me the song that, like, he also had with you.
[00:04:43] Speaker C: Right.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: To me saying, I'm still the love that you want.
He. Yeah, I was just like, one time, I. And I was like, it makes me sad. He was like, I'm sorry I did this to you. Blah, blah, blah.
That was the night I prayed to God and said, God, I need you to give me A sign. Because I'm like, should I forgive this man? Because me and Amber, we hadn't been in talk, like contact yet. I hadn't been able to get a hold of her. I sent her a dm.
She didn't see it because in Instagram it hides it. So you did. We weren't friends, so she didn't see it. And.
And I thought I had the right phone number, but it was your old phone number. So my. So I texted. So my friend texted an old phone number. Somebody got a long ass text and.
[00:05:19] Speaker C: Was like, what is this all of my tea? Yeah, whoever's in Andalusia, Alabama, that got my tea, you're welcome.
[00:05:26] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, we.
We didn't get into contact, but I literally was like praying to God, I was like, I need a sign to not take this man back. Because I'm like, I said vows. Do I forgive him? You know, And I know people have been through that, right? Like, and there's people who stay after their spouses cheat. And that's, you know, I can't judge you for it. It's hard to leave. And especially everybody has different circumstances with finances and kids.
But like, for me, I was like, I need a sign. And three days later, God said, hold my beer. And that was when I found out about the 20 plus women from Arby dating the same guy. And I was like, oh, no, this is a. This is a dick problem.
So. But we were joking around earlier and I was like, amber's had my dick.
And she, she was like, but I didn't want your dick.
[00:06:13] Speaker C: It wasn't no spicier than a bell pepper.
For one that liked to talk about it a lot. He couldn't hold up to par.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: Listen, all I'll say is I was single for a long time prior to that, so I didn't know any better.
[00:06:29] Speaker C: I feel so bad. Like, I feel so bad.
But that was half the reason of breaking up with him.
[00:06:37] Speaker A: I mean, you should work on that dick.
I. But it's funny. So we finally, finally got in touch with each other. I was, I was working out of.
[00:06:47] Speaker B: Town, I was gonna say, but how did you get in touch with her?
[00:06:50] Speaker A: Because I was working.
[00:06:51] Speaker C: Well, she was stalking me.
[00:06:53] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:54] Speaker C: She was stalking.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: I definitely, I definitely. I knew everything about you. 100.
[00:06:58] Speaker C: Because I drove past my house.
[00:06:59] Speaker A: I did. I hired a private investigator, got all my information for her because I thought I was gonna have to subpoena you to court.
So I hired a private investigator and got all your information. The way I ended up actually finally getting in touch with you was your sister.
[00:07:12] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: And she.
She had. You were using her account.
[00:07:18] Speaker C: Yeah. For some reason, I couldn't see where he had been posted again. So I had commented on it, using her account, saying, girls, don't be sad about a guy who lives in a toy hauler. Because let's be honest.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: Facts.
[00:07:31] Speaker C: Let's be honest. Like, I don't like the moment. I think that I seen his toy hauler he was living in. I was, like, very sympathetic, but at the same time, I was like, is this enough for me?
[00:07:42] Speaker B: This ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work.
[00:07:43] Speaker A: It works for a lot of people that.
[00:07:44] Speaker C: I'm not staying into a holler.
[00:07:46] Speaker A: He has a lot of people that will. So that's interesting. But, yeah, he. Well, so I. I didn't post him. Someone else did, and that he had dated and then found out that he. It was the person who'd found out about you, like, that he asked you out on a date again.
[00:08:02] Speaker C: Oh.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: So she had posted him. And so we were all commenting on it, and I saw you. I saw you pop up, and I was like, hey.
[00:08:14] Speaker C: I was like, I've been trying to.
[00:08:15] Speaker A: Get a hold of you. And then she said, DM me on Facebook. So I DM'd. And we traded phone numbers. We talked for, like, an hour and a half.
[00:08:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:08:24] Speaker A: Like, I sat in the parking lot at work and just talked to her for, like, an hour and a half. And it was funny because the whole time I was looking at your Instagram, I'm sitting there like, we have so much in common. We both love Halloween. We like a lot of the same music. We both love traveling. I was just like, dude, like, we could actually be friends. Like, what the.
And so I was like, let's meet. And then we went to breakfast.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:08:46] Speaker C: And I bought her breakfast for the first time since she bought all my dates.
[00:08:51] Speaker A: My credit card was used.
Our joint account was used. Yeah.
[00:08:56] Speaker C: Could he not at least pay for his cheating?
[00:08:59] Speaker A: No, no.
[00:09:00] Speaker C: Come on.
[00:09:01] Speaker A: No.
[00:09:02] Speaker C: But, you know, thank you for those cinnamon bombs. They were delicious.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: You're welcome. I would definitely buy them for you now. So.
But yeah. So then we met, and you took a photo of us and sent it to him.
[00:09:12] Speaker C: Oh, I did. Yeah.
I sent him a photo of us. I said, I dumped you and stole your wife F you.
[00:09:21] Speaker A: It was a good time. It was a good. He didn't like it.
He didn't respond, but he didn't like it. So it was just a.
It was a funny time. So then we all started hanging out, and we became really good friends. And Amber's been in the background a lot for this year anyway.
And so then we were able to bring her on and start, you know, spill the tea unfiltered.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: Yep.
We changed from HSV because a lot.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: Of people thought that it meant herpes simplex virus.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: Yes. Instead of Huntsville. So we're now spilled the tea unfiltered and there's three of us.
[00:09:55] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, we. It was not about herpes. It was where we lived. Exactly. And a lot of, like, the. The local. Like, people here that run different businesses have HSV in their names, and they knew that. And so they all knew, and that's why we started it with that. But we've been getting a lot of people, like, writing in that are not local.
[00:10:16] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:17] Speaker A: And, like, even last year, we had somebody from the uk we had somebody from Hawaii. So we were like, we gotta open this up to not pigeonhole ourselves. So here we are.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: Also new to YouTube.
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Very new to YouTube. Elder millennials on YouTube.
[00:10:33] Speaker A: It's gonna be great, guys.
[00:10:34] Speaker B: We won't talk about how long this took to get.
[00:10:35] Speaker C: You have to say older, though.
[00:10:38] Speaker B: Elder.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: I'm an elder. I am an elder. I was built. I was born in the 80s.
[00:10:41] Speaker B: And I'm right behind you.
[00:10:42] Speaker C: I'm still my nephew's age.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: Mother, aunt.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: So if anybody wants to provide any Botox or fillers, we'll be happy to talk to you.
[00:10:52] Speaker C: We're definitely open to Botox.
[00:10:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Open up some sponsors.
Yeah. We.
We decided this year to get on YouTube and change it up instead of having. Before, we had people come on and tell their stories, and because of that, we couldn't record.
[00:11:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:08] Speaker A: Like. Like our faces because we didn't want to.
A lot of those people were very private. Some of them even didn't, like, one of their voices changed. So to make it easier for the stories.
Unless we know them and, like, actually know their story.
[00:11:25] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:26] Speaker A: We're gonna have people just send in their stories and names will be changed and we'll talk about it. And have some therapists on still to discuss some of those situations, too.
[00:11:37] Speaker B: Attorneys.
[00:11:38] Speaker A: Yep. All the. All the. All the professionals that we've worked with and hopefully even more this year. Yeah.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: And you can also find that form on our Facebook page. It's pinned at the very top if you want to submit your story anonymously.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Or you. Yeah. And you could do that. Or you could also just send us an email. Yeah. Which we will have linked below.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:59] Speaker A: But yeah. So it's. It's going to be a good year. It is.
[00:12:02] Speaker B: I think it's going to be a really good year.
[00:12:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you have any stories to start us off with for the year?
[00:12:06] Speaker B: I'm trying to remember which one I ended with.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: We ended with Vegas.
[00:12:14] Speaker B: Oh, so Elmer Fud.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: We ended with Elmer. Elmer Fud.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: I forgot about that. Good old Elmer Fud. No, I haven't heard anything from him, which he's blocked on everything. Anyways, there was a guy that I very, very briefly dated that went in the trash. He just wasn't ready.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:31] Speaker B: So if you're not ready, get off the dating app.
[00:12:33] Speaker A: If you're not ready in your mid to late 40s, I don't know how to help you.
[00:12:37] Speaker C: And if you're not ready, like, be clear about that. Like, with whoever you're taking out on dates, be clear that you're hesitant on that. Like, yeah, don't leave people on.
[00:12:47] Speaker A: Don't say, I want a long term relationship. When you don't like dick. On all of Dick's profiles to this day, because people still send them to me.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: I still see him.
[00:12:55] Speaker A: He's still out there. And to this day, on all his dating profiles, it says that he wants a long term relationship. No, you don't.
[00:13:00] Speaker B: You.
[00:13:00] Speaker A: You want an open relationship.
[00:13:02] Speaker C: I think it was depending on who he was with because he wanted a long term relationship and how much money they had.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:08] Speaker C: Because, you know, he wanted to come stay the night with me and do all these things with me.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: He wouldn't have tried to come back with me had you let him move in.
[00:13:15] Speaker C: That was not going to happen. I didn't even let this man stay the night.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: He.
[00:13:18] Speaker A: He was. You only lived a mile from his work. He was trying to move in with you because he thought he was like, she makes good money.
She's attractive. She likes a lot of the same stuff that I like.
[00:13:29] Speaker B: That's convenient.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: So she. He was basically like, okay, let's put a new Lauren in my life, right? And then I can just move straight in. And he thought that you would take care of him like I did and was hoping to, like, spend all that money, but you're smarter than me and I give that to you.
[00:13:45] Speaker C: No, I've been burned a few times.
[00:13:47] Speaker A: I have now, and I will never, ever spend that kind of money on a man again.
But yeah, so that's. He definitely thought that, like, he could just, like slide in there. But there was other girls that he was dating at the same time, as, you know, and me, obviously, because he was still married, so.
And, like, one girl was, like, really upset because she was, like, you know, falling for him hard, and she could have had him.
[00:14:13] Speaker C: I didn't want him.
[00:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:15] Speaker A: And she didn't even find out until a year later. Everything.
And, you know, was. Was upset when she did find out that he was married and that he was with you at the same time. So.
Yeah.
[00:14:28] Speaker C: Which really, I don't even know that I was ready at that point because I was still healing over my own breakup. So, yeah, honestly, like, I probably wasn't ready, and I'm glad I wasn't, because he was not the right one for me.
[00:14:40] Speaker B: He's not the right one for any of y', all, so.
[00:14:42] Speaker C: Yeah, any of us.
[00:14:43] Speaker A: Or any of y'.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: All.
[00:14:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:45] Speaker B: But you now, moving forward to today, you do have a dating story.
[00:14:50] Speaker C: Oh, well, it's not really a dating story because I didn't go on a date with him, but I did recently give my phone number to a guy and.
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Chip boy.
[00:15:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Chip guy.
[00:15:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:03] Speaker C: And, yeah. No.
So I gave my phone number to him, but I Immediately, from the moment I seen him, I was like, okay, red flags. The only reason I even, like, paid any attention to him is I actually really liked his hoodie because his hoodie was like a. My favorite color green hoodie. And it said, you are enough. And I was like, that's awesome. You know, like, maybe somebody who's emotionally intelligent.
That's a joke.
So he. He had asked one of my friends for my number, and I had immediately, like. I told her. I was like, no, I'm good. I was like, I don't. I don't. Like, I'm not in the dating world right now. I don't want any part of it. I don't. I don't know if I even like men like that anymore. Like, I just don't want it.
And so a couple. A couple of my friends, I gave me some grief about it, and finally I was like, you know what? Whatever. Y' all can give him my number.
[00:15:51] Speaker B: So.
[00:15:52] Speaker C: So day one of texting. Every time he texts, it takes forever for him to text back. And I'm like, okay, another red flag.
[00:15:59] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:16:00] Speaker C: Like, okay, here we go. And then it's always like, some lame excuse. And I was like, okay. So then I went to the.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: So he's with another woman.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh. And then how many?
So I did get notified that he had a Snapchat, and I added him on Snapchat.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: And me and Brie don't, like, Snapchat. We've made this abundantly clear for the last year. We were like, no.
[00:16:22] Speaker B: If that is their main form of communication, absolutely not. I have it with old memories on it because I'm too damn lazy to.
[00:16:29] Speaker C: Save all of them.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: But it's not used.
[00:16:32] Speaker C: So most of the time I use my Snapchat to talk to, like, my friends back in Andalusia, and we use it for work a lot.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: But.
[00:16:38] Speaker C: So I'm not gonna lie, when I added them on Snapchat, I was like, this is just for content at this point.
He's a red flag. Like, I've already seen the signs. Like, I can tell. I don't know. I feel like I've been in the world so long of, like, the dating world that, like, there's. There's things that come first that start to show you that, like, they're not going to be stand up. Right. The amount of energy you're getting at the beginning is what you're going to get throughout your relationship with them. And really, it's going to dwindle.
So if he's already taking four or five hours to respond and saying, oh, I'm busy. Oh, I'm doing this or I'm doing that. But, you know, he's looking at his phone. You know, when he's at the gym, he's pulling out his phone to put music on, because none of us are working out with no music.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: Like, unless you're where I go and then they play the music for you. Yeah, but it's 45 minutes and then I'm back on my phone.
[00:17:31] Speaker C: He's not at Burn. Okay. He's at a regular gym, probably listening to, he claims, orchestra.
[00:17:36] Speaker B: Also posting Jesus during the same time as well, heavily.
[00:17:40] Speaker C: Oh, and then, like, the name of his TikTok was another, like, key indication.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: Yeah, that was my red flag. I saw that. I saw his name and it was just a very, like, condescending, cocky type of name. And I was like, I have an issue with this. And then it was a lot of posting about Jesus. And to me, it was almost showboaty.
And I'm like, if you're posting this much, then there's something going on.
[00:18:05] Speaker C: It was definitely more. Definitely more showboaty than anything. And that was my other red flag because, like, you're obviously, like, at the gym with your shirt off, working out, throwing out a Jesus quote or whatever. Like, are you really dedicated to that?
[00:18:21] Speaker B: Oh, she would have prayed without a shirt on. That would have been funny.
[00:18:25] Speaker A: Like, on his honest tick tock.
[00:18:27] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just. I didn't. I didn't catch good vibes. And I found him on the are you dating the same guy? Page again?
Where several women are now commenting about how he's had charges for harassment and stalking and DV charges. And.
And I had commented on it because, you know, me being funny as I am, I commented on it saying, oh, yeah, you know, I talked to him for a short time and I blocked him. And that last time I seen him, I dodged him. And I did.
And y', all, it wasn't easy dodging him, but I dodged him.
And so he sent me a message and basically telling me that I was wrong and that he's been nothing but nice to me, which is all fine and dandy. You can be nice to me, but I'm not obligated to like you or to want you in my life.
[00:19:24] Speaker A: Yeah, right.
[00:19:25] Speaker C: If. If I see red flags or character problems, then I'm going to walk away and I'm not going to allow you into my life. I'm going to draw my boundary.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: And if other women are the ones that are posting him and all you did was comment and say, ye, I saw some red flags, then he gets.
[00:19:37] Speaker B: Mad at you over something that small.
[00:19:39] Speaker C: And then he made a point to say that if I see him, not to speak to him. But I want to remind you that I dodged you, so why. Why would I.
[00:19:52] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:19:52] Speaker C: Like, why would I do that? I wouldn't walk up and speak to you because I dodged you from the beginning.
[00:19:57] Speaker A: It's true. You immediately texted the group and was like, oh, God, Chip, guys, here. I'm. You were like, I'm hiding.
[00:20:05] Speaker C: And I was. I, like, dipped. Yeah, y', all, I'm quick about a dip.
[00:20:09] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:20:10] Speaker C: I. I'm not pouring myself into poor energy.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah, no, absolutely not. If they can't give you the same effort that you're giving them or the consistency, it's not worth it.
[00:20:19] Speaker C: Yeah, so. So that meant if it makes me crazy, then I'll be glad to be crazy.
[00:20:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So, I mean, we're all kind of in our, like, some different stages. You know, Bri is still ish.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: Dating.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Dating. Yeah. I'm not on the apps at all and haven't been since, like, last spring. Yeah, it's been a while since you've been on there. Yeah, it's been a long time since I've been on there, and I just don't. I just don't want to. Also, people are crazy, and at this point, When a man looks at me, like, I. If I. If anyone flirts with me, I just stare at him and I'm like, no.
[00:20:53] Speaker B: Like, you're gross.
[00:20:53] Speaker A: Go away.
I'm good. I just want to travel and hang out with my friends and live my life.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: I got on the app while Lauren was gone because I got bored. And then I immediately got back.
I said, lauren, you have to come home. I'm bored, and I don't want to be out here.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: I was gone for, like, a month and everything. Then everybody's texting me, like, I need you back.
Where are you?
[00:21:13] Speaker C: I'm lonely. What am I supposed to do out here? You had me.
You tried to kill me.
[00:21:18] Speaker A: I did not.
[00:21:19] Speaker C: Twice. I did not. You tried to murder me twice.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: That's a lie.
She didn't hang on. When I told her to hang on. When I pulled out of a subdivision.
[00:21:28] Speaker C: She pulled out directly in front of this car. Like, I literally saw my life flash between my eyes.
[00:21:32] Speaker B: I told her to hang on.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: She was supposed to pull that old handle.
[00:21:36] Speaker C: That. Oh, handle was not going to help. She couldn't find it fast enough.
She almost killed me.
[00:21:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:42] Speaker C: And then I ate the hottest pepper alive.
[00:21:45] Speaker A: Speaking of. I almost died last night.
[00:21:47] Speaker C: How?
[00:21:47] Speaker A: What? Speaking of pepper. Yeah. Without Brie. I almost died last night. Someone gave me, you know, the. You know the. The thing the celebrities do where they, like, try different wings with different sauces?
[00:21:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:58] Speaker A: And the bomb ones, like, you did that. My tongue still burns.
[00:22:03] Speaker C: Why did you do that?
[00:22:04] Speaker A: I only used a little, and it was like a dino nugget because we were having 90s day, so we were having a 90s night, so we used. We had dino nuggets, and I'd, like, barely tipped it in there and put it on my tongue, and it immediately scorched my mouth. I had to literally. They had yogurt, and I had to, like, scoop yogurt and just hold it on my tongue.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: You're supposed to eat something with starch. It takes the burnout. Well, potatoes or rice.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Well, we didn't have any of that, so that's good to know.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: Well, that's all we had to work with corn chips.
[00:22:29] Speaker C: You took me to corn chips.
[00:22:30] Speaker A: It took, like, an hour for me to be okay. And then my option of drinking Swipe, you know, was Capri sun or smearing off ice.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: Which one did you choose?
[00:22:41] Speaker A: Smear off ice. And it was not good.
It's just as bad as it was when I was 15.
[00:22:46] Speaker B: Why was.
[00:22:47] Speaker C: Capri sun was, like, amazing when we were younger and Now I feel like it's like every time I sip on.
[00:22:53] Speaker B: It, I'm allergic to the red dye in it, so I can't even have it. Yeah, that sucks, because I love nothing's.
[00:22:58] Speaker C: As good as it was when we were kids.
[00:22:59] Speaker A: It's true. I feel like. I feel like. I mean, I feel like a lot of stuff was probably bad when we were kids, like, all the poisons and stuff, but I feel like it's gotten worse. Yeah.
[00:23:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: Like, yeah.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: So. But yeah.
[00:23:11] Speaker B: And that kind of spills over into our next topic for our next episode that we're gonna have about friendships.
[00:23:17] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:23:18] Speaker C: Mm.
[00:23:19] Speaker A: We're gonna. We're gonna talk about that. We're also gonna talk about Amber and her past in dating. Since we've talked about mine, we've talked about Breeze, you know, our series, our serious relationships, and they were all good.
[00:23:34] Speaker B: In childhood, and then we grew up.
[00:23:37] Speaker A: Well, my kid. Mine weren't good in childhood, but.
[00:23:39] Speaker C: Well, mine aren't good at all.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: Mine have never been. I've never had a good relationship with.
[00:23:43] Speaker B: Okay, I guess I'm the odd one with a boy.
[00:23:47] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about friends.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: Like, I've had good friends for months.
[00:23:53] Speaker B: I didn't date much, though, in high school. There was one that I dated, and I still don't know what the hell I saw in that. Neither did my parents. But, yeah, that was it.
[00:24:01] Speaker A: I was with my high school sweetheart for seven years, and it was awful.
But, yeah, they friends. Yes. But we'll hear all of Amber's stories and.
Well, see you next week.
[00:24:13] Speaker B: See you next week.
[00:24:14] Speaker C: See you next week.
